Quotes by Megan Boyle

“Feel completely unable to do anything. Try to picture your life in five years. It really seems like you will be dead.”

“i want to go to the gymand pretend the weight machines are drumsand play the longest drum solo on them”

“most psychologists/philosophers we've learned about have experienced severe depressions, attempted suicide, were considered 'freaks' or 'insane' by their peers, locked themselves in their rooms, fe...”

“Anne has small superstitions which she uses to dispel anxieties. For instance, if she can make it to the fourth stain on the carpet by the time the elevator door closes, that means Nate has thought...”

“i had a dream that there were these huge indoor swimming pools called 'lobbies' that poor people used to do mass amounts of laundry”

“For about four years, Ive been telling people I hate sour cream. One time I sent back nachos because they had sour cream on them. I started saying this because a friend I admire hates sour cream. I...”

“shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator”

“i wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new position, that would be good”

“i wish cats could float around your head”

“my cat is always looking at me like i am forgetting something crucial and he depends on it”

“i want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of doritos at a party”

“i could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages”

“For about four years, I’ve been telling people I hate sour cream. One time I sent back nachos because they had sour cream on them. I started saying this because a friend I admire hates sour cream. ...”