Quotes by Kelly Osbourne

“I never thought in a million years I'd be that healthy girl who wakes up every morning to exercise. After being called 'cherubic and chubby,' I'm rocking a bikini!”

“I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window.”

“They are the only people in the world who I can truly trust and rely on. Touring gets really lonely. I guess I have friends around me but when you're paying them can they ever really be true friends?”

“Women are so unforgiving of themselves. We don't recognize our own beauty because we're too busy comparing ourselves to other people.”

“I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the lette...”

“Jack, stop telling people you're Ozzy Osbourne's son to get into places, you're a fucking loser!”

“You haven't done anything, its your fucking daughter. I just got a call --when I'm in Tiffany-- from some woman telling me how I should prepare my vagina for my gynecologist appointment tomorrow. S...”

“Yeah, that's what I was wondering!! Who the fuck is Will Rogers?”

“You don't go to someone's father, I don't like the redness in your hair. It's fucking rude. I would never go to her father, Oh, I don't like the baldness, maybe you should get a fucking tupee.”

“You're not driving my car anymore Mum, I'm sorry.”

“Mom, I have something to tell you. My thong, is so far up my crack right now.”

“My teeth, my car, my vagina, my business.”

“I don't really care what people think about my hair. It's my hair, so why should they care? Ooh, that rhymed.”

“She's pissing in the bottle....just like she shit in Dad's bag of weed in Hawaii.”

“Jack, you have like serious anger management issues.”

“If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilet, Donald Trump?”