Quotes by John Barrymore

“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.”

“There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.”

“Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.”

“Dying is the last thing I will ever do.”

“Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.”

“I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.”

“The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.”

“If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.”

“In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.”

“He neither drank smoked nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally saving his money he died early surrounded by greedy relatives. It was a great lesson to me.”

“Happiness sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.”

“My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today.”

“A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.”

“He neither drank smoked nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally saving his money he died early surrounded by greedy relatives. It was a great lesson to me.”

“My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today.”

“Don't worry. For a man who has been dead for fifteen years I am in remarkable health. Love. Mr. Barrymore.”

“Orson Welles? What are they?”

“A person is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.”

“He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died early, surrounded by greedy relatives. It was a great lesson to me.”