Quotes by Jerry Della Femina

“Let's face it: in advertising, you are paid more, but you die younger. It's not very forgiving. Like sports stars, you're in it during your better years, and then you're out looking for work.”

“My grandmother would start making her meat sauce at 7 in the morning on Sunday, and within five or six hours, that smell would be all through the house.”

“At one point, I had over 800 employees, and I always paid all health care for my people - including a man who was my assistant who got HIV. I wound up paying his medical bills, which went into the ...”

“My first marriage ended after 24 years.”

“Sad to say, negative advertising really works.”

“As long as the attitude is to only show the sheet metal, then automobile advertising will continue to be wretched.”

“Humor works, and it's the best way to get attention without spending a lot of money.”

“Everybody sat around thinking about Panasonic, the Japanese electronics account. Finally I decided, what the hell, I'll throw a line to loosen them up. The headline is, the headline is: From Those ...”

“I had a special project to do a campaign for a Philadelphia politician named Arlen Spector (sic). When do I get to see Arlen Spector? I asked. You don’t. Spector was a district attorney in Philadel...”