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“Alan! How many more times do I have to tell you? We do not say see you soon to customers when they leave our shop. We say goodbye, because they wont be coming back, ever. When will you get that int...”
“She leaves, carrying a biodegradable carrier bag that reads THE SUICIDE SHOP on one side, and on the other: HAS YOUR LIFE BEEN A FAILURE? LETS MAKE YOUR DEATH A SUCCESS!”
“Oh no! replies Monsieur Tuvache indignantly. Were not murderers, you know. You have to understand thats prohibited. We supply what is needed but people do the deed themselves. Its their affair. We ...”
