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“There are a lot of reasons why everyone in the known universe has a boyfriend except for me. I can list the top five on command, just in case anyones ever interested. No one ever has been, but that...”
“She referred to "home," but it wasn't a place she referred to; it was Jamie, and Louie, and her sister, and even her brother, and the rest of the Europa show people. I guessed maybe that was the ke...”
“Okay, so I stopped posting status updates on Facebook a long time ago. I noticed that whenever someone posts something completely mundane and stupid, like 'Sushi 2nite!' seventeen people have to co...”
