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“Like Alice in wonderland I feel as though I was slipped the Drink Me Potion and unlike her the mushrooms are no where to be found.”
“Doctors are allowed to practice medicine. What are you called when you are not practicing any more and finally know what your doing?”
“Paradox: Pinocchio says “My nose will grow" if it doesn’t he is lying but it didn’t grow and if it does he is telling the truth and it did?”