16 quotes found
“Draw me October on the window with rain.”
“Be cool and positive son of a bitch or you'll be finished!”
“Lady Godiva costume is the most suitable clothes for young red ladies.”
“If you fear the man who takes care of you, no one has ever loved you truly.”
“ Why did blondes vote for Clinton? They didn't know how to read and thought she can make their life hilarious!”
“It's ok to understand other people. But it's not enough. Advertence is necessary too. Because it's easy to understand abstract person if you're not a victim but outside observer. Imagine you say to...”
“I hate to tell things in which I don't belive to impress people who are not on my mind so that they see my false image.”
“- Maybe you're a succubus who hunts for my flesh? Or Mephistopheles, who hunts for my soul?- Oh, no! I am much worse: succubus wants body, Mephistopheles wants soul, but I want you all, with your f...”
“- If a woman wears short skirt in the company of man it means "I want to fuck", if she talks with a man when she wears short skirt it means "I want to fuck just you".- And if I have no clothes now?...”
“Haters are your most dedicated fans: ordinary fans can be disappointed in you or can get tired of you etc. but haters never.”
“I'm not a racist, it's my principle: despite the fact that I'm on a diet and I should eat only white meat I eat also red and dark (I hope this is not a racist words?) with great relish, enjoying ev...”
“Sometimes I ask myself how autumn smells? My answer: it's the smell of the autumn leaves firework and red wine.”
“— Why did blondes vote for Clinton? — They didn't know how to read and thought she can make their life hilarious!”
