13 quotes found
“And finally, always remember that the other person started it.”
“No matter how old you are, theres no cozier feeling than to have your mom take care of you.”
“No matter how old you are, there’s no cozier feeling than to have your mom take care of you.”
“I'm supposed to eat shit with a fork and a knife and say thank you when I'm done swallowing this crap?”
“I had stopped doing anything for myself. I no longer felt like an individual because for thirteen years, I was one-half of a we.”
“Its actually quite the contrary. Its time to freak the fuck out, and thats not just acceptable, its obligatory. The rug has just been pulled out from beneath your feet, and everything you thought y...”
“Sure, occasionally a certain sappy song or romantic movie would come on, and youd wonder what he or she was up to, but there was no way to know. Of course, you could always pick up the phone (and m...”
“The most surprising thing about breaking up is that you already know how to do it. Everything you need to know, you learned in kindergarten. Yours should always be better than his (especially when ...”
“...if you discover your partner is cheating, drink like its your last party, blame everyone else for your problems, let binging be your new favorite hobby, and, by all means, FUCKING PANIC.”
“The moral of the story couldnt be clearer: you already know if your partner is fucking around behind your back, you just need to decide if youre done being a doormat. You need to wake up one mornin...”
“It’s actually quite the contrary. It’s time to freak the fuck out, and that’s not just acceptable, it’s obligatory. The rug has just been pulled out from beneath your feet, and everything you thoug...”
“...if you discover your partner is cheating, drink like it’s your last party, blame everyone else for your problems, let “binging” be your new favorite hobby, and, by all means, FUCKING PANIC.”
“The moral of the story couldn’t be clearer: you already know if your partner is fucking around behind your back, you just need to decide if you’re done being a doormat. You need to wake up one morn...”
