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Comedian · Australian · 1934–2023
Australian comedian (1934–2023)
“I've decided the secret of parenting is benevolent neglect.”
“Glamour comes from within. My beauty regime begins with my personality.”
“There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.”
“Although there were many who did the dirty on him in the envious world of letters, Stephen* never let any of them live rent-free in his brain.”
“In Australia, they really want to turn me into a religion. A religion! Can you imagine? The Church of Edna? Oh. I don't want to be over-revered.”
“I never thought that I would become a staple in the Australian cultural diet. The equivalent of bread or milk, or a fine old Tasmanian Mauve Vein. I think it's because I talk about things that peop...”
“I have beautiful, beautiful clothes, designed by my bachelor boy son, Kenny. Kenny has a big following as it is, and even Lady Gaga has asked Kenny to design dresses for her. But Kenny isn't very k...”
“And so I set these things down before the onset of the first of a thousand small physical degradations as, in a still-distant suburb, Death strides whistling towards me.”