“If this is a dream, may we never wake up!”

“Don't be afraid! Hold my hand and let's jump off that cliff together. ”

“Momentary happiness is worse than permanent misery.”

“I have to convince myself every night that I love you before I go to sleep lest I wake up empty.”

“Without purpose, we're zombies aimlessly roaming the earth.”

“Once upon a time, I wish I had sneezed. The end.”

“Whos happy? Happy is just what people think they are when they cant find anything to bitch about.”

“Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done.”

“Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?"”

“In books and movies, all the loose ends are tired, things are resolved, mysteries are solved, they catch the killer, the boy gets the girl, a sick baby is miraculously healed. In reality it doesn't...”

“You make me want to do things Ive never done before. Never wanted to do before, she whispered.”

“I survived, but it's not a happy ending.”