“To err is human, to purr is feline.”

“Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ”

“Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'”

“Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.”

“Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.”

“Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours.”

“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”

“Politics determines who has the power, not who has the truth.”

“Immer wieder behauptete Unwahrheiten werden nicht zu Wahrheiten, sondern, was schlimmer ist, zu Gewohnheiten.”