"I have always been homosexual and it surprises me that more people are not" - women's pink bits are moist and forbidding and I enjoy those qualities much more in a Victoria sponge.

I have always been homosexual and it surprises me that more people are not

— women's pink bits are moist and forbidding and I enjoy those qualities much more in a Victoria sponge.

Robert Clark

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