“Michael: There's nothing here to fear.Lucifer: Well, there's always the truth.”

“You know, I'm like Avis rent-a-car: Because I'm insignificant, I try harder.”

“If I had a box full of all the evils of the world, I'd open it just a little way and push you inside. Then I'd close it again for always.”

“Dragons were a problem sometimes, but they only came on Tuesdays, so you could work around them.”

“Let us dream of tomorrow where we can truly love from the soul, and know love as the ultimate truth at the heart of all creation.”

“Pride be damned, we do what must be done to survive.”

“I'd love to do comedy. And I think I have a pretty good sense of comic thing, so I'd really like to try that.”