Imagine if a friend, or even a son or brother, told you, Hey, guess what I did last night? I stole a car and then I stole a cop car, I shot at some cops (presumably family men), and resisted arrest every step of the way. My response would be: A) I hope they beat your ass; B) Gee, did they beat your ass?; C) How come they didn't beat your ass?; or D) Come with me right now so I can take you down to the station so they can beat your ass. There is no E) none of the above.

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