There was a guy who testified before the Un-American Activities Committee that it was at the house of Jack and Tillie Olsen that everybody was ordered to throw their party books into the fireplace. The only thing he goofed on was that we never had any fireplace, let alone the fact that it never happened. I was president of the PTA. A neighbor called one morning and said, Do you have your radio on? I said, No. And she said, Well, you'd better put it on. It's about you. I said, About me? So I turned it on fast and heard I was an agent of Stalin who'd been empowered to take over the San Francisco school system.