“I've developed into quite a swan. I'm one of those people that will probably look better and better as I get older - until I drop dead of beauty.”

“Life is a game and true love is a trophy.”

“Being uncool is being pretty much the coolest you can be.”

“I love being not cool.”

“I bemoan the fact that all my famous friends have places in St. Bart's and I have to go to Montauk.”

“I think the minute you mention death, people run for the hills - unless it's heavy metal. People do not like death.”