“The most out-there thing Im saying is, Dont have babies. Dont get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.”

“The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. ”

“Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.”

“Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.”

“I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, then I've done my job.”

“To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won't hit you because you are a vegetarian.”