“The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back.”

“If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.”

“The church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.”

“You could move.' ---"Dear Abby" responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.”

“If you want a place in the sun you've got to put up with a few blisters.”

“It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself.”

“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”

“The secret of life, though, is to fall seven times and to get up eight times.”

“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.”