[Millionaire-financier Vincent Jopp said:] Go out and buy me a set of clubs, a red jacket, a cloth cap, a pair of spiked shoes, and a ball.--One ball?Certainly. What need is there of more?--It sometimes happens, I explained, that a player who is learning the game fails to hit the ball straight, and then he often loses it in the rough at the side of the fairway.Absurd! said Vincent Jopp. If I set out to drive my ball straight, I shall drive it straight.

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P. G. Wodehouse was a 19th-century English writer. Sir Pelham Grenville Wodehouse was an English writer and one of the most widely read humorists of the 20th century. His creations include the feather-brained Bertie Wooster and his sagacious valet, Jeeves; the immaculate and loquacious Psmith; Lord Emsworth and the Blandings Castle set; the Oldest Member, with stories about golf; and Mr. Read more on Wikipedia →

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