“The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.”

“The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.”

“An act of God was defined as "something which no reasonable man could have expected."”

“Thank heaven I have given up smoking again! . . . God! I feel fit. A different man. Irritable moody depressed rude perhaps . . . but the lungs are fine.”

“An act of God was defined as something which no reasonable man could have expected.”

“A dull speaker like a plain woman is credited with all the virtues for we charitably suppose that a surface so unattractive must be compensated by interior blessings.”

“None love to speak so much when the mood of speaking comes as they who are naturally taciturn.”

“Nothing is so unbelievable that oratory cannot make it acceptable.”

“Speak clearly if you speak at all Carve every word before you let it fall.”