“Who thinks to interview their own mother? As a self-fixated teen, I never imagined that she had an actual personal history. To my young eyes, she was Source of Cash Obsessed With De-Cluttering”

“I'm a sucker for a man who gigglesnot a high-pitched serial-killer sort of giggle, but a lighthearted laugh.”

“My father is the most genial Midwestern guy imaginable, but for him, disaster lurks around every cornerfinancial ruin, squandered health, pyramid schemes, airbags failing to deployso he tends to us...”

“We look before and after,And pine for what is not;Our sincerest laughterWith some pain is fraught;Our sweetest songs are those that tell Of saddest thought.”

“I know why we laugh. We laugh because it hurts, and it's the only thing to make it stop hurting.”

“MARCUS ANDRONICUS: Now is a time to storm; why art thou still?TITUS ANDRONICUS: Ha, ha, ha!MARCUS ANDRONICUS: Why dost thou laugh? it fits not with this hour.TITUS ANDRONICUS: Why, I have not anoth...”