“Panties are a privilege, not a right.”

“Hes a sub dog. How did she find a sub dog?”

“You should be cuddling with her. I cant believe I just said that. Cuddling makes me want to vomit a little, but apparently women like it.”

“Im not playing at all. And f**k you, youre trying to pull me into vagina talk. I wont do it. I dont have feelings. None at all. And Im keeping it that way.”

“Holy crap. Is that an elephant penis?”

“If its that jerk, hes going to see my gun. My body is a weapon. Dumb sh*t. I bet my gun can take out his body really damn quick.”

“Don't get your panties in such a twist... and give me back mine.”

“Listen, I'm bossy. I can't help it. It's who I am and what I do. I'm pushy and I like to take over. But I'm going to work really hard not to do so much and your going to try and accept me the way I...”

“Possess. Have. Hold. Enjoy. Control. Dominate. Pick your verb, Ms. Fairchild. I intend to explore so very many of them.”