“I have always been quite good at falling in love, but I dont pretend to know anything about literal happily ever afters.”

“My voice falls into Southern drawl when I am tired, drunk, or in trouble. Too often, my accent is attacked by all three of these realities.”

“In the apocalyptic environment that is Los Angeles on fire, we should all be making a point to have a lot of sex, but no one seems particularly motivated. They need leaders, and sadly I am not up f...”

“I have always been quite good at falling in love, but I don’t pretend to know anything about literal happily ever afters.”

“During my completely soul-shredding midlife crisis at the age of twenty-eight, I felt sure I had peaked too soon.”

“Youth is a dream, a form of chemical madness.”

“Youth is like having a big plate of candy. Sentimentalists think they want to be in the pure, simple state they were in before they ate the candy. They don't. They just want the fun of eating it al...”

“The secret of remaining young is never to have an emotion that is unbecoming.”