“The best method for getting away with something outrageous is to do it right in front of people, and then tell them theyre not seeing what they think theyre seeing.”

“I know you. Perversity is your aphrodisiac.”

“Well, its an anomaly! He must have received the wrong dosage. Thats what happens when you put these matters in the hands of morons.”

“It's hard to fuck your girlfriend when she's fucked up and you're not. It's harder than the skee-ball they used to have at the Plaza arcade, all that agony over a fuzzy piece.”

“Well, its an anomaly! He must have received the wrong dosage. Thats what happens when you put these matters in the hands of morons.”

“Theres no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged.”

“Why do we electrocute men for murdering an individual and then pin a purple heart on them for mass slaughter of someone arbitrarily labeled enemy?”

“He had also learned that there is no use murdering people; there are always so many left, and if you tried to murder them all you would never get anything else done.”

“Never Give up, never surrender.”

“Several Terminal Policy readers got together to tell Raker jokes: - Raker CAN piss into the wind. - Raker donates a lot of blood to the Red Cross -- just never his own. - Superman wears Raker paj...”

“There was no one alive who did not contribute his share of mystery to the world.”