“I can barely breathe. I feel like Im going to explode. Jake Wilder is kissing me. French-kissing me. Is he even supposed to be French-kissing me for the play? I thought Oh, who cares if hes suppose...”

“They should install elevators in this place. What if they turned a handicapped person into a vampire? Talk about your discrimination lawsuit waiting to happen.”

“O-kay. Kind of freaky. Im now standing in an actual tomb, in pitch darkness, with only a vampire to keep me company. Last week if youd sworn on a stack of Bibles that Id be okay with all of this, I...”

“You know, being bitten by a vampire one week before prom really sucks. No pun intended.”

“Now Sunny, dont get mad, but Rayne begins, her voice trembling. I shoot her an angry glare. But WHAT, Rayne? I, uh, think youve accidentally been turned into a vampire.”

“For all I know, the guy is Dracula.”

“History has been written, but it has not always been right or complete.”

“I want to kiss you again, Tess.Why?He chuckled, low under his breath. Why? Because youre beautiful, and because I want you. And I think you want me too.”

“With every breath I take, I will always love you.”

“Did you just mentally pistol whip that guy, with his own gun? Nice, Amber. I would have just killed him.”

“Getting up from the bed, Dominick approaches me at a slow predatory pace. Once again, I cannot move my feet.”

“Goddamn it, do it yourself. Youre five hundred years old and you cant use a telephone? Read the directions. What are you, an immortal idiot?”

“A court that wouldn't just change the world. It would start the world over.”

“Red in the head, Silver in the heart”

“I have a theory that the answers to all of life's major questions can found in a John Mayer song.”