“Demons exist,' he says simply, as if talking about the weather. 'They are real and they are dangerous. We hunt them when necessary and return them when we can.”

“You want me to join your group of demon hunters," I cant believe I just said that out loud, "because of a can of pepper spray and a boat load of luck? Youre insane.”

“Down every hall is a gruesome tangle of impossible creatures, and every one of them is split open or strung with barbs or dragging their insides after them, flailing along on shattered limbs or shr...”

“I chew the inside of my lip, considering for a second what it would be like to slap this skinny little witch right across her tight-lipped little face. ~Kelly about Suni”

“That thing ruined my favorite T-shirt," complains Mario."Whatever." Its Mariannes voice. "You were just looking for a reason to get your shirt off." I try to look around for her, but my neck refuses.”

“Mario the Magnificent is Orange!" His eyes sparkle with eagerness as he winks at me.”

“We fight monsters and unholy creatures for a living here. Grotesque, evil, violent, dangerous; theyre certainly all these things. And yet, we somehow manage to go to sleep each night and wake up ea...”

“Im in a secret underground hideout of a group of monster hunters, filled with magical totems, brass monkeys that move and enough firepower to take over a small country.”

“When we destroy it." She spoke clearly now, steadily now. "If it comes in a form with a dick, I will personally castrate it".”

“Sibyl, what do you want?I want to live, the Sibyl said, and her voice rang rich and full. I want to keep on living forever and watching heroes and fools and knights go up and down, into the world a...”

“When God is driven to the periphery of the public square, the human spiritual capacity longs for exercise, and it often finds it in the suspension of disbelief and activity of the imagination that ...”

“When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you love it.”