“Its one thing to be an undead fiend of darkness, but it takes an immense amount of work to look cool while doing it.”

“Show a little faith in someone when they need it. Its amazing how it comes back around to you.”

“Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Erics Law of Lunch henceforth.”

“I have lived in worlds beyond counting and countries as strange and wonderful as the dance of dust in sunbeams, because I have lived in books.”

“I spent a lot of last night being moody and grim.Im a vampire. Were allowed to do that. Its in all the brochures.”

“...the whole 'know thyself' thing isnt a journey to a fixed destination. Learning about myself changes me, forcing me to learn more. 'Know thyself' isnt a goal; its a road.”

“Its one thing to be an undead fiend of darkness, but it takes an immense amount of work to look cool while doing it.”

“What do I care how 'e looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk! All these scars show is zat my husband is brave!”

“Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.”

“Im scared to fall asleep. I dont want to see it...”

“A couple hours went by, and the storm began to turn back to the sea. The dark clouds rolled away, leaving white, fluffy ones in their place. We were safe, and the rock in the distance was still the...”

“I sat at my desk, poured myself a glass of wine, and pondered life...my profession...was it meaningless? I took a long, drawn-back swig of the bourbon and slammed down the glass. I only then notice...”

“It is ironic that the only thing separating 'friend' from 'fiend' - is a single letter.”

“The fiend gives the more friendly counsel.”