“I dont want to hear it. Go back to Sammy and get your platter of gonorrhea with a heaping side order of chlamydia. Its free. Please leave.”

“Morning breath here. A dirty mouth you say, clean it up with Orbit. Maya chuckled. Unless you have gum, Im not letting you near me. She reached for a pillow and plopped it over her face. Ha-ha! Goo...”

“Alex chuckled and whispered in her ear. Im feeling huge . . . I mean I have this huge desire . . . Crap, you feel good tonight. And you smell so good.”

“You men never change. Is that all you can see? Proud grandfathers of a large.... Mrs. Werner smacked her husband upside the head and took the pictures away.”

“I don’t want to hear it. Go back to Sammy and get your platter of gonorrhea with a heaping side order of chlamydia. It’s free. Please leave.”

“Alex chuckled and whispered in her ear. “I’m feeling huge . . . I mean I have this huge desire . . . Crap, you feel good tonight. And you smell so good.”

“The heart was made to be broken.”

“He does something to me, that boy. Every time. Its his only detriment. He steps on my heart. He makes me cry.”

“Was it hard?" I ask.Letting go?"Not as hard as holding on to something that wasn't real.”

“Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that youve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you sa...”

“As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.”

“I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there i...”

“Every great love starts with a great story...”

“I knew, in the silence that followed, that anything could happen here. It might be too late: again, I might have missed my chance. But I would at least know I tried, that I took my heart and extend...”

“You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.”