“And I figured that he can be my ears and I can be his eyes. A good trade-off, don't you think?”

“You like me not because I like you. I like you just because I like me.”

“Maybe the truth is I really want to like you instead.”

“If somebody likes me, I want them to like the real me, not what they think I am.”

“Ridicule is the best test of truth.”

“Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions.”

“Cervantes smiled Spain's chivalry away.”

“The deductive method is the mode of using knowledge, and the inductive method the mode of acquiring it.”