“Taken together the Internet reads like the grandest character-driven novel humanity has ever known. Not much plot though.”

“Writing to corroborate what you already think is the essence of bad writing.”

“Thats the funny thing, she said. Men always want to die for something. For someone. I can see the appeal. You do it once and its done. No more worrying, not knowing, about tomorrow and tomorrow and...”

“If you haven't caused a scene in a psych unit, it's just because you haven't been inside long enough.”

“Lonely women destroy themselves lonely men threaten the world.”

“One of the reasons I love devils so much is not based in my faith, but because as a kid, I grew up loving heavy metal and horror movies, and the devil is such a huge presence in both.”

“She let out a laugh, and then she put her hand over her mouth, like she was angry at herself for forgetting her sadness.”

“If you don't learn to laugh at life it'll surely kill you, that I know.”

“Through all of living have much joy and laughter, life is to be enjoyed, not just endured.”

“In a world where you can be anything, be kind.”

“The worst kind of oppression is when the victims think and talk in the language of their oppressors.”

“A random act of kindness, no matter how small, can make a tremendous impact on someone else's life.”