Put your glasses on mate .. Come down from there, youre gonna kill yourself . Well, what does your Method Statement say? . Right, lets get you re-inducted. You need a reminder of site rules .. Where are your outriggers, mate? .. Put your glasses on .. Put your glasses on . Put your glasses on . Oh, they steam up, do they? Ive never heard that one before . Wheres your mask? If you breathe this shit in youre going to kill yourself. Silicosis is incurable .. Right STOP! Do not reverse another inch without a banksman .. Dont put your glasses on just because you see me walk around the corner. They wont protect MY eyes . Hook yourself on, whats the matter with you? Are all you scaffolders superhuman or something? .. Put your glasses on .. Oi! What stops me walking right in there? Wheres your barriers and signage? .. Oi! Im getting showered in fucking sparks here. And so is that can of petrol .. Put your glasses on . Wheres the flashback arrestor on this bottle of propane? .. Hey, pal, stop welding until youve sheeted up .. What are you doing climbing up there? Wheres your supervisor? What did he say about access in this mornings Safe Start briefing? Nothing? Right, he can sit through another induction tomorrow .. Where are the retaining pins to the joint clamps in this concrete pump line? SEAMUS! Fucking deal with this, will you? .Put your glasses on . Hey! Hey! Come here! Why have you got a nail instead of an R clip to the quick-hitch system on your excavator bucket? NO! IT WONT DO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? If that bucket falls on someone theyre not going to get up again. And you trust a fucking nail to hold it in position! Take this machine out of service immediately until youve got the proper R clip! .. Put your glasses on . Wheres the edge protection. Who removed the edge protection? Right, let me phone for a scaffolder .. Put your glasses on .. Oi! Get out from under there! Never, ever stand underneath a suspended load. Even if all the equipments been inspected, which it obviously has, you can never trust the crane driver. He can be taken ill suddenly .. Come here, mate, lets have a little chat. Why are you working on Fall Arrest? Youre supposed to be working on Fall Restraint (FR restrains you going near the perimeter edge of the building, FA arrests your fall if, well, if you fall. If youre hanging off a building weve got less than ten minutes to reach you before you start going into toxic shock brought on by suspension trauma. In other words, we need a Rescue Plan, which is why wed prefer people work on Fall Restraint)