“I'm from Indiana the home of more first-rate second-class men than any other state in the union.”

“I'm from Indiana the home of more first-rate second-class men than any other state in the union.”

“Little tube of mighty pow'r Charmer of an idle hour Object of my warm desire.”

“A woman is only a woman but a good cigar is a smoke.”

“For thy sake tobacco I Would do anything but die.”