“A decorator can make lots of money - assuming she wins the lottery.”

“He's always been known to be entrepenurious.”

“Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.”

“I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.”

“They say the Japanese don't experience menopause or hot flashes. If that's the case why are they the number-one fan-producing country in the world?”

“I don't give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty.”

“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”

“Politics determines who has the power, not who has the truth.”

“Immer wieder behauptete Unwahrheiten werden nicht zu Wahrheiten, sondern, was schlimmer ist, zu Gewohnheiten.”