“The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.”

“I fell off my pink cloud with a thud.”

“I've been through it all, baby, I'm mother courage.”

“It is strange that the years teach us patience; that the shorter our time, the greater our capacity for waiting.”

“I suppose when they reach a certain age some men are afraid to grow up. It seems the older the men get, the younger their new wives get.”

“Everything makes me nervous - except making films.”

“I have a romantic side.”

“Take sides! Always take sides! You will sometimes be wrong - but the man who refuses to take sides must always be wrong.”

“You always admire what you really don't understand.”