“Take the world nice and easy, and the world will take you the same.”

“Do not resent growing old, many are denied the privilege.”

“Lose an hour in the morning and you'll be looking for it all day.”

“Better be quarrelling than lonesome.”

“A man loves his sweetheart the most his wife the best but his mother the longest.”

“Two thirds of help is to give courage.”

“I don't know why it's so hard for people to admit that sometimes they're just assholes who screw up because they don't expect to get caught.”

“You see, the best thing about wrong decisions is that they dont prevent you from making the right decisions later on. Its harder, but its not impossible.”

“Nigeria has divided itself into PDP and APC.The PDP is to go on making mistakes while APC is to prevent mistakes from being corrected.”

“Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time.”

“Many often errors lead to discoveries, but our fantasies and limitations are tested by blunders!”