“A decorator can make lots of money - assuming she wins the lottery.”

“He's always been known to be entrepenurious.”

“Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.”

“I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.”

“They say the Japanese don't experience menopause or hot flashes. If that's the case why are they the number-one fan-producing country in the world?”

“I don't give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty.”

“Tax not so bad a voice to slander music any more than once.”

“Difficult do you call it, Sir? I wish it were impossible. [on hearing a famous violinist]”

“He'd call me false and faithless and I've always had a weakness for those two words; next to cruel, they're the nicest words for a woman to hear, and not so hard to earn.”