“Truth has to be credible or it makes as much trouble as any lie!”

“Hes a pagan! Im an artist! Were naturally sympathetic!”

“He’s a pagan! I’m an artist! We’re naturally sympathetic!”

“Pride makes us long for a solution to things a solution, a purpose, a final cause; but the better telescopes become, the more stars appear.”

“Nothing is ever certain.”

“It's partly true, too, but it isn't all true. People always think something's all true.”

“Every evil starts with 15 volts.”

“My feeling about work is that it's an unnecessary evil, so I've always done my best to avoid it.”

“Neither love nor evil conquers all, but evil cheats more.”

“Justice is the only worship.Love is the only priest.Ignorance is the only slavery.Happiness is the only good.The time to be happy is now,The place to be happy is here,The way to be happy is to make...”

“Be a good human.”

“Our country in general assumes that "the pursuit of happiness" really means "the pursuit of pleasure" and that therefore pleasure is the greatest good.”