“Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.”

“The difference between a saint and a hypocrite is that one lies for his religion, the other by it.”

“Intuition is truly a feminine quality, but women should not mistake rash conclusions for this gift.”

“A homely face and no figure have aided many women heavenward.”

“The very women who object to the morals of a notoriously beautiful actress, grow big with pride when an admirer suggests their marked resemblance to this stage beauty in physique.”

“To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.”

“All of your failures, are training grounds”

“Only God can take our failures and turn them into victories.”

“Mistakes focus our minds on specific details. They weed out truths and afford us goals, bringing straight to our attention lessons to be learned. Mistakes are not meant to make us failures; they ar...”

“I don't know why it's so hard for people to admit that sometimes they're just assholes who screw up because they don't expect to get caught.”

“You see, the best thing about wrong decisions is that they dont prevent you from making the right decisions later on. Its harder, but its not impossible.”

“Nigeria has divided itself into PDP and APC.The PDP is to go on making mistakes while APC is to prevent mistakes from being corrected.”