“I am an atheist, but as far as blowing up the world in a nuclear war goes, I tell them not to worry.”

“There is a coherent plan to the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.”

“Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards.”

“It is the true nature of mankind to learn from mistakes not from example.”

“We now come to the question of applying the observational tests to earlier theories. These theories were based on the hypothesis that all the matter in the universe was created in one big bang at a...”

“Big Bang theory”

“All of your failures, are training grounds”

“Only God can take our failures and turn them into victories.”

“Mistakes focus our minds on specific details. They weed out truths and afford us goals, bringing straight to our attention lessons to be learned. Mistakes are not meant to make us failures; they ar...”

“I don't know why it's so hard for people to admit that sometimes they're just assholes who screw up because they don't expect to get caught.”

“You see, the best thing about wrong decisions is that they dont prevent you from making the right decisions later on. Its harder, but its not impossible.”

“Nigeria has divided itself into PDP and APC.The PDP is to go on making mistakes while APC is to prevent mistakes from being corrected.”