“To find a man's true character, play golf with him.”

“Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you fait...”

“It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.”

“Flowers are happy things.”

“Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.”

“Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.”

“In my opinion, the sun was made to light worthier toil than this.”

“Perhaps if we could popularise through the techniques of branding and consumerism, a different idea, a different narrative, perhaps the world can change. After all it changes constantly and incessa...”

“The owner of the means of production is in a position to purchase the labor power of the worker. By using the means of production, the worker produces new goods which become the property of the cap...”