“I Don't Waste My Time Doing Crosswords, As My Life Is The Only Puzzle I Care To Resolve!”

“Thank God For Writing, As Now I Can Work Until My Last Breath!”

“You Can't Change Your Life... Until You Change Your Heart, and You Can't Change Your Heart... Until You Change Your Mind!”

“It's Easy To Feel Like A Big Fish, When Your Pond is Just A Puddle!”

“You Can't Be A Hero To The World, If Your Aren't First A Hero In Your Home!”

“You Don't Have To Be A Crook To Be Successful!”

“Being a writer all boils down to this: It's you, in a chair, staring at a page. And you're either going to stay in that chair until words are written, or you're going to give up and walk away. The ...”

“When male authors write love stories, the heroine tends to end up dead.”

“Im likely to stay here, pen in hand, until dusk comes and my writing melts into the twilight.”

“You never know what's around the next corner... So keep walking!”

“The Only Person I'm Prejudice Against, is The Lazy One!”

“Only Those Who Take Risk, Succeed!”

“I do not love men: I love what devours them.”

“Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.”

“Part of his mind was screaming, but it was a distant one and easy to ignore.”