“I'm not really as cool and collected as 'Mrs. Funnybones', but she is the woman I want to be.”

“I read science fiction every single day of my life. It's my primary love.”

“Today, it's about gender equality, not neutrality. Anyone who doesn't agree would be a bit of an idiot.”

“I don't need an alarm clock to wake up in the morning. Akshay snores so loudly that I'm usually awake the entire night!”

“The good part about getting older is you stop trying to prove anything to anyone, including yourself. All you are in the pursuit of is collecting experiences - beautiful, fragile little soap bubble...”

“My mother always wants me to put me on a diet.”

“The weight of the world is a trifle, if we all put our two fingers under it and try to lift together.”

“If we stick together as an American people we can bring down the war criminals that are running our country right now.”

“I have probably purchased fifty 'hot tips' in my career, maybe even more. When I put them all together, I know I am a net loser.”

“Thought leadership is first and foremost life leadership.”

“More powerful than the mighty armies is an idea whose time has come.”

“In what you say of another, apply the test of kindness, necessity and truth, and let nothing pass your lips without a 2/3 majority.”

“Poverty does not always prevent a rich person from dating someone who is poor, unless the man is the one who is poor.”

“Old-fashioned dating still exists. Youre either dating the wrong people or you are the problem.”

“Im not looking for anything, but who knows. Lightning is weird.”