“Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.”

“The difference between a saint and a hypocrite is that one lies for his religion, the other by it.”

“Intuition is truly a feminine quality, but women should not mistake rash conclusions for this gift.”

“A homely face and no figure have aided many women heavenward.”

“The very women who object to the morals of a notoriously beautiful actress, grow big with pride when an admirer suggests their marked resemblance to this stage beauty in physique.”

“To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.”

“I'm oxygen and he's dying to breathe.”

“Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like b...”

“It was many and many a year ago,In a kingdom by the sea,That a maiden there lived whom you may knowBy the name of ANNABEL LEE;And this maiden she lived with no other thoughtThan to love and be love...”