“I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.”

“If it gets laughs, it's funny.”

“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”

“The secret of life, though, is to fall seven times and to get up eight times.”

“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.”

“Wealth is to be created first, then to be shared. What to share if there is no wealth?”

“Indiscriminately share your smile”

“Gerard and I pretty much share all parenting responsibilities, although I'm definitely the disciplinarian.”