“When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.”

“Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.”

“The highest goal of spirituality is Self-realization, but what does that mean? It means to feel your Self as a living reality in this moment, and there is always only this moment. (10)”

“Whatever it is that you want to do, do it today because you can handle the pain of trying hard now but you wont be able to handle the pain of regret later.”

“Word-Power'Being stuck in my room,I've become a world traveler.If you wonder how...just guess how I've reached you right now”

“I used to be a cool chick but I'm not anymore.”

“In strife who inquires whether stratagem or courage was used?”

“I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.”