“I'm not really as cool and collected as 'Mrs. Funnybones', but she is the woman I want to be.”

“I read science fiction every single day of my life. It's my primary love.”

“Today, it's about gender equality, not neutrality. Anyone who doesn't agree would be a bit of an idiot.”

“I don't need an alarm clock to wake up in the morning. Akshay snores so loudly that I'm usually awake the entire night!”

“The good part about getting older is you stop trying to prove anything to anyone, including yourself. All you are in the pursuit of is collecting experiences - beautiful, fragile little soap bubble...”

“My mother always wants me to put me on a diet.”

“I know a bank where the wild thyme blows,Where oxlips and the nodding violet grows,Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine,With sweet musk-roses and with eglantine.”

“I stopped in front of a florist's window. Behind me, the screeching and throbbing boulevard vanished. Gone, too, were the voices of newspaper vendors selling their daily poisoned flowers. Facing me...”

“Daffy bent down suddenly, and picked a small startled white flower. "Anemone," he said, handing it over; he made her repeat the word until she had it right. "Find me a silk to match that.”

“He loves to hide, but only if you take the time to find him. And while I suspect that's true for most people, only a retard or a kid would admit it.”

“Personally, I was never the cool kid. I was always sort of a bookworm.”

“I was a sports kid.”

“Then your tail will divide and shrink until it becomes what the people on earth call a pair of shapely legs. But it will hurt; it will feel as if a sharp sword slashed through you. Everyone who see...”

“Money is like an arm or leg - use it or lose it.”