“A woman who thinks she is intelligent demands the same rights as man. An intelligent woman gives up.”

“One keeps forgetting old age up to the very brink of the grave.”

“The woman who thinks she is intelligent demands equal rights with men. A woman who is intelligent does not.”

“Jealousy is not at all low, but it catches us humbled and bowed down, at first sight.”

“I love my past, I love my present. I am not ashamed of what I have had, and I am not sad because I no longer have it.”

“Be happy. It's one way of being wise.”

“Wise are my ways witty my actions”

“I believe in only one thing,the power of human will.”

“Things can turn out differently, Apollo. That's the nice thing about being human. We only have one life, but we can choose what kind of story it's going to be.”

“If you can pick the baby up without him squirting our of your hands like a bar of soap in the shower, he's not oiled up enough.”

“The oil companies regard nuclear power as their rival, who will reduce their profits, so they put out a lot of disinformation about nuclear power.”

“We aren't addicted to oil, but our cars are.”

“Time is no one's friend--time has no social niceties and holds the door for nobody nowhere. But I hold the door for time, with my one good paw.”

“He who says what he likes shall hear what he does not like.”

“Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.”