“What people these days watch!?...Nothing useful!Science proofs that people watch shit over and over and over and over and over and over.”

“In 1966, NASA took over in space, and it has been a bureaucratic mess ever since.”

“Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period.”

“Enough pain makes a coward of anyone.”

“You don't need to put on make-up to make you look pretty. All you need to do is put on a smile and that will make you pretty in anyone's book.”

“Cut anyone and everyone out of your life that makes you feel small, hurt, humiliated, stupid, worthless, etc. do it swiftly and violently and without remorse.”