“Women are complicated and messy and we are certainly not perfect, but we are funny and challenging and kind, and I wouldn't change a thing”

“Famous doesn't mean anything. Just because people know my face doesn't mean they know us or that it makes us any more interesting or better.”

“There was a three-year chunk as a teen where I should have been tranquilized and put in a cage.”

“I should be learning another language and working out more, but I'm just always saying, 'Ah, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.'”

“It's funny as I get older I'm reverting to my roots - I want to plant stuff.”

“Somebody ripped their pants open at my wedding, dipping my mother. My mother is not a lady who throws herself into a dip that often, so I don't think he thought she was really going to do it.”

“Negative thinking saps strength.”

“Negativity is like burning plastic: while destroying itself, it annoys everyone with its stench.”

“Why dwell on negative thoughts? When you can think positively.”